Newsflash! Sawyer Can Crawl!

The evidence is here:

Although there is a joy in seeing her crawl, this serves as an early indication she may suffer from a genetic imperative to collect papers (and, be extension, teach). We will have to see how this continues to manifest… If she continues to be interested in collecting papers (and simultaneously displays a strong revulsion to grading), and begins to “assign work” to her siblings, we will know that her condition is possibly terminal (and have irrefutable proof that she is her mother‘s daughter). The only possible treatment may be to surround her with backdated copies of the Chronicle of Higher Education & stream updates from the Academic Jobs Wiki onto large displays placed strategically throughout the house.

This may have some undesired side-affects, however.